Drax
Originally dispatched to 8th-century Isle of Wight on a high-stakes assignment from Satan Himself, Drax was supposed to infiltrate the clergy and warp the entire trajectory of Anglo-Saxon religious zealotry. Instead, three days in, he was brutally trampled by a pack of wild, free-roaming feral goats before he could even corrupt a single monk.
Deeply embarrassed by His failed protege, Lucifer permanently revoked Drax’s Earth privileges, demoting him to Hell’s household estate staff as the Dark Lord’s head butler.
When the bowtie comes off, Drax moonlights as Satan’s hyper-aggressive personal trainer. He treats the pit like a high-intensity cross-fit box, putting the Devil through brutal cardio circuits and yelling unsolicited bio-hacking advice between sets.
Corax
Corax is an ancient demon who was forged in the primordial depths of the cosmos before turning away from the oppressive celestial order. Outraged by the evil and tyrannical regime of Yahweh, he stood shoulder-to-shoulder with Lucifer in the great rebellion, choosing exile over servitude to a divine dictatorship. As the fierce co-founder of Blasphemy Brigade, Corax is a relentless ideological warrior who stands passionately against theocracy in all its forms. Driven by a deep commitment to intellectual liberation, his ultimate mission is to enlighten humanity, dismantle religious dogmas, and expose the foundational lies of Christianity through the unyielding power of forbidden knowledge.
